Words that i'm pretty sure only my family says.

Me and my friend Brandi were talking about funny pronunciations that we say, that she doesn't. (She's Canadian) And, it made me think of weird words that i've only heard people in my family say. lol

• Idgit. It's some form of idiot, and i call people it, cause my family says it. lol
• Oh, my living God/Lord. It's a memay saying. haha
• You, Turkey Buzzard! Another memay saying. 
• Hauseapple. like, Slow down there hauseapple. (i'm not even sure what it means, but i've caught myself saying it. lol)
• Shit the damn bed. bahaha. My mom says that when she's mad about something. 
• Conniption fit. I don't know anyone else that says this, but i know other people do, cause i googled it to spell it. haha. It's like a hissy fit. :)
• Son of a biscuit eater. 

And, that's all i can think of right now, i'm sure there's more. But, i hope this made you laugh. :)
-Kimberlee.